John Green is currently #1 on TIME Magazine’s poll for Most Influential People of 2013, having almost twice as many votes as the person at #2.
I PRESENT TO YOU
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- Person: I like anime
- Others: Ew, I bet you like to look at men having sex with little boys and wish you were Japanese. YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE, WATCH REAL CARTOONS.
- Person: I like comic books
- Others: I am so fucking sick of all these fake comic book fans, you have no idea what it's really like to be a fan, fuck off back to your weeaboo anime
- Person: I like taking pictures, I'd like to be a photographer
- Others: Fuck you hipsters, you're not a photographer just because you took a black and white picture of your coffee
- Person: I like the opposite gender
- Others: Wow you are such a homophobe
- Person: I like the same gender
- Others: That is so fucking gross, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
- Person: I like drawing
- Others: Draw me DRAW ME WHY CAN'T YOU DRAW ME? Jesus fuck I thought you said you could draw